Doctor puns
Patients, prescriptions and plenty of sick humor. Doctor puns are made for clinic break rooms and get-well cards.
5 clean doctor puns, each with its own page. Health & body.
Wordplay words for doctor puns
- patient
- cure
- prescription
- sick
- checkup
- degree
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It felt crummy.
Why do doctors never lose their cool?
They have plenty of patients.
Why did the thermometer graduate?
It had a lot of degrees.
Why did the doctor carry a red pen?
In case he needed to draw blood.
Doctors make great comedians. They have a sick sense of humor.