Halloween puns

Ghosts, skeletons and pumpkins: spooky puns for trick-or-treat tags, party invites and classroom door decorations.

6 clean halloween puns, each with its own page. Holidays & spooky.

Wordplay words for halloween puns

  • boo
  • ghoul
  • spooky
  • witch
  • bone
  • scream
  1. Why don't skeletons fight each other?

    They don't have the guts.

  2. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

    A sand-witch.

  3. Why are ghosts bad liars?

    You can see right through them.

  4. What's a monster's favorite dessert?

    I scream.

  5. What do you call a pumpkin that tells jokes?

    A pun-kin.

  6. Why did the vampire go to the doctor?

    He was coffin.

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