Sleep puns

Naps, pillows and dreams: sleepy puns for bedtime messages, get-some-rest cards and anyone who lives for the snooze button.

5 clean sleep puns, each with its own page. Health & body.

Wordplay words for sleep puns

  • nap
  • dream
  • bed
  • rest
  • doze
  • pillow
  1. Why was the pillow so popular?

    It was always supporting its friends.

  2. Why can't you trust a mattress?

    It's always lying around.

  3. Why did the clock get sent to the principal?

    It was tocking too much.

  4. What do you call a sleeping bull?

    A bulldozer.

  5. I love napping. It's my dream job.

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