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Pizza puns

Crust, cheese, slices and delivery: pizza hands you wordplay on every layer. Perfect for party invites, menus and group-chat replies.

6 clean pizza puns, each with its own page. Food & drink.

Wordplay words for pizza puns

  • slice
  • crust
  • cheesy
  • dough
  • topping
  • pie
  • saucy
  • deliver

  1. Why is pizza so good at poker?

    It knows when to fold.

  2. Why did the pizza go to therapy?

    Too many crust issues.

  3. How do pizzas get rich?

    They've got plenty of dough.

  4. What do you call a pizza that tells jokes?

    Cheesy, but it delivers.

  5. Why was the pizza grumpy?

    It got up on the wrong side of the crust.

  6. Pepperoni never eats alone. It's just so pep-ular.

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