Computer puns
Bytes, bugs and windows: computer puns for developers, IT teams and anyone who has ever restarted to fix it.
6 clean computer puns, each with its own page. Science & tech.
Wordplay words for computer puns
- byte
- virus
- windows
- bug
- connect
- key
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a virus.
It left its Windows open.
What did the computer order at the diner?
Just a byte.
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost its contacts.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
He didn't get arrays.
Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.