Valentine's Day puns

Wordplay words for Valentine's Day puns

• love
• heart
• date
• sweet
• crush
• stuck on

1. What did the stamp say to the envelope?

   I'm stuck on you.

2. What did one lightbulb say to the other?

   I love you a watt.

3. Do you like raisins? How about a date?

4. I love you from my head tomatoes.

5. What did the banana say to the apple?

   You're very a-peeling.