Yoga puns

Wordplay words for yoga puns

• pose
• stretch
• flexible
• namaste
• bend
• zen

1. Why did the yogi refuse a hot dog?

   He wanted to be one with everything.

2. Why did the yogi bring a ladder to class?

   To reach a higher state of mind.

3. Why did the yoga instructor get promoted?

   She was flexible about everything.

4. I tried to write a yoga pun, but it was a bit of a stretch.