Skeleton puns

Clean skeleton puns built on wordplay like bone, rattle and spine. Ready for party invites, cards and classroom decorations.

4 clean skeleton puns, each with its own page. Holidays & spooky.

Wordplay words for skeleton puns

  • bone
  • rattle
  • spine
  • funny bone
  • skull
  1. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

    He had no guts.

  2. What do skeletons say before dining?

    Bone appetit.

  3. Why can't skeletons play music in church?

    They have no organs.

  4. Why was the skeleton so calm?

    He had nothing to lose but his bones.

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