I'd tell you a train joke, but it might derail the conversation.

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The wordplay

Words from the train wordplay list that this pun uses: derail.

• track
• derail
• platform
• conductor
• station
• choo-choo

More train puns

• Why did the train go to school?To learn how to choo-se a better path.
• Why did the train get a promotion?It was always on track.
• What do you call a train that sneezes?Achoo-choo train.

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