Train puns
Tracks, platforms and choo-choos. Train puns keep commuters smiling and stay perfectly on track.
4 clean train puns, each with its own page. Travel & places.
Wordplay words for train puns
- track
- derail
- platform
- conductor
- station
- choo-choo
Why did the train get a promotion?
It was always on track.
What do you call a train that sneezes?
Achoo-choo train.
I'd tell you a train joke, but it might derail the conversation.
Why did the train go to school?
To learn how to choo-se a better path.