Stationery puns

Clean stationery puns built on wordplay like pen, pencil and paper. Handy for housewarming cards, chore chats and everyday captions.

4 clean stationery puns, each with its own page. Home & everyday.

Wordplay words for stationery puns

  • pen
  • pencil
  • paper
  • ink
  • stapler
  1. Why was the pencil so sharp?

    It had a great point.

  2. What did the pen say to the paper?

    I'm write here for you.

  3. Why was the stapler the best friend?

    It always held things together.

  4. I'm pen-ning a few puns.

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