House puns
Walls, windows, roofs and doors: home puns are cozy, familiar and great for housewarming cards and real-estate banter.
6 clean house puns, each with its own page. Home & everyday.
Wordplay words for house puns
- roof
- wall
- door
- window
- home
- light
What kind of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
It had a window-pane.
Why did the roof get all the attention?
It was on top of everything.
Why did the window break up with the curtain?
It needed a better view.
What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner.
I'd tell you a construction joke, but I'm still working on it.