Fruit puns

From peeling to pairing, fruit puns are juicy, bright and safe for every audience, which makes them great for lunchboxes and classrooms.

6 clean fruit puns, each with its own page. Food & drink.

Wordplay words for fruit puns

  • peel
  • juice
  • jam
  • pair
  • pit
  • ripe
  • zest
  1. Why did the orange stop rolling?

    It ran out of juice.

  2. Why do melons have big weddings?

    Because they cantaloupe.

  3. Why was the strawberry sad?

    Its parents were in a jam.

  4. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

    Nothing. It just let out a little wine.

  5. How do you fix a broken tomato?

    With tomato paste.

  6. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

    It wasn't peeling well.

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