Termite puns

Clean termite puns built on wordplay like chew, wood and colony. Great for nature lessons, garden posts and a good groan.

3 clean termite puns, each with its own page. Bugs & insects.

Wordplay words for termite puns

  • chew
  • wood
  • colony
  • gnaw
  • timber
  1. What did the termite say when it walked into the bar?

    Where's the bar tender?

  2. Why did the termite get fired?

    It kept chewing out the boss.

  3. Termites are great workers. They never wood-n't.

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