Pirate puns

Decks, planks and the letter C. Pirate puns are perfect for themed parties and school presentations.

5 clean pirate puns, each with its own page. Fantasy & fun.

Wordplay words for pirate puns

  • arr
  • sea
  • plank
  • deck
  • treasure
  • hook
  1. Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

    He was standing on the deck.

  2. What's a pirate's favorite letter?

    You'd think it's R, but it's the C.

  3. How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?

    A buck an ear.

  4. Why did the pirate go to school?

    To improve his arrr-ithmetic.

  5. What's a pirate's favorite workout?

    Plank exercises.

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