Metal puns

Clean metal puns built on wordplay like iron, steel and forge. Useful for office chats, school warm-ups and presentation openers.

4 clean metal puns, each with its own page. School & work.

Wordplay words for metal puns

  • iron
  • steel
  • forge
  • alloy
  • rust
  1. Why did the metal go to therapy?

    It was bent out of shape.

  2. I'm alloy-ing myself a good time.

  3. What did the iron say to the steel?

    You're strong, but I'm iron-clad.

  4. Why did the nail refuse to move?

    It was hammered down.

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